Announcement!

Cascadia Free Forever!

America, no, Western Civi... No, all the civilizations of the World are in deep turmoil as we shift from rule by Objective Democracy to rule by Subjective Gangsta.

No longer, simply St. John’s Jim, I hereby crown myself as King of Cascadia. Protector of the coast against all enemies, both foreign and Governmental.

But what previously were simply stories: untruths meant only for idle minds, have now become blazing hot metaphors for the eternal struggle we are in.

The evil of the Tommies of Oregon, the Rationality of the Rogers of Washington, and the magic of the Southwicks of California. It is all in these stories.

For a magical time, I visited a land of great visions. The vision of the fringes of our near-prosperous America. The not quite third-world life that exists beneath the great spires and arches of the St. John’s Bridge.

Here they are: Read them and laugh.

Here is this weeks favorite --the Unique birth of the Roller Skating Legend, Bouncy Boom